- Cabbies in Vegas obviously don't get paid alot, otherwise, some of them wouldn't do the things they do. Cab fare to hotel (Aladdin) from airport $12, compared to $20 that Jimmy paid for his circuitous trip.
- Irons need to be plugged in before using (poor Jim-bo)
- "I'm just waiting to finish my drink..."
- I never knew dollar bills could fit there
- 10 guys. One pair of balls. Both owned by Chris.
- Just make sure her parents aren't around ( She was CUTE, though)
- 2 AM is not the time to go see the Rain Storm at Desert Passage, even if it says shows every half hour.
- Now I know why they call them penthouses. Whataview.
- "How deep is the pool?" "3 1/2 feet." "I meant at the deep end." "3 1/2 feet."
- Rio's seafood buffet. Worth every penny.
- Always, ALWAYS read the back of those "free" passes to any of the clubs, you may be stuck with one that's good Thurs-Fri, and it's a Saturday.